people say the darndest things when they think no one is listening

  1. buzzfeed:

    Old doesn’t mean uncool. 

    (Source: BuzzFeed)

  2. buzzfeed:

    It’s corgi time!

    (Source: BuzzFeed)

  3. buzzfeed:

    The wise, wise words of James Baldwin. 

    (Source: BuzzFeed)

  4. Wear the good underwear.

    It’s a problem I have that I often buy myself nice things and then don’t use them. Or I get nice things as presents, and don’t use those either - sheets and towels we received as wedding presents a year ago remain in their packaging. I found out last night my grandma had the same problem. When my Dad and aunt were cleaning out their parents house, they found sheets from the 1940’s or 50’s that had never been used - presumably nice sheets, that were now just reduced to scraps of fabric. Anyway, I told my aunt last night I have that problem too. I buy myself nice underwear all the time (on sale of course) and don’t wear it. As I was leaving for work today and my aunt and I were saying goodbye (she’s flying back to L.A. today), she said my wish for you is that you wear the nice underwear. Okay Jo, I will try.

  5. Awesome.

City chicken“You can learn how to raise chickens in an urban environment, complete with walking leashes, harnesses and diapers.”

The new power pet.



    City chicken
    “You can learn how to raise chickens in an urban environment, complete with walking leashes, harnesses and diapers.”

    The new power pet.

  6. I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I’ve learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you’ll miss them when they’re gone from your life. I’ve learned that making a “living” is not the same thing as making a “life.” I’ve learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back. I’ve learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one. I’ve learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. I’ve learned that I still have a lot to learn. I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
    — Maya Angelou (via c0mets)

    (Source: infinitives)

  7. I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.
    — Friedrich Nietzsche (via c0mets)

    (Source: infinitives)

  8. Addicts die.

    I’ve been hearing a lot of people respond to Amy Winehouse’s death with “what a waste.” for some reason this has been bothering me. Was her life a waste? I don’t think so. Yes, it’s sad that she died. But that’s what happens to addicts if they don’t seek help - they die. A fact that some of us know all too well. I feel sorry for her family and their loss. I feel sad that she died. I feel sad that there are thousands of other addicts and alcoholics out there suffering and refusing to seek help. Sometimes life is short. Ultimately there is nothing anyone can do but take care of themselves. We are all powerless - but that doesn’t mean there is no hope. Many addicts recover if they are willing.

  9. Who knew Neville Longbottom would turn out to be the good looking one

    (Source: letmeeatpears)

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